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  <title>Cecil Mortimer</title>
  <subtitle>Cecil Mortimer</subtitle>
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    <name>Cecil Mortimer</name>
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  <updated>2009-05-13T19:55:56Z</updated>
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    <title>Mother's Day</title>
    <published>2009-05-13T19:55:56Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-13T19:55:56Z</updated>
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    <lj:music>Faron Young - "Hello Walls"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Mother's Day is always a hard one for me.  Betsy was a great woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been laying off the bottle a little more than usual.  Some of my older entries on this live journal are a little embarrassing, I admit.  I still go on a bender here and there, I will not deny it.  I like going to see Robert sing at the Hideaway on Tuesday nights.  Good people to visit there and it is always a fun time, even if Bill tends to tell some pretty dirty jokes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight may be a good night for bourbon.</content>
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    <title>Levitra!?</title>
    <published>2008-07-16T16:40:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-16T16:40:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Sonns OfF Thhe PIONnnerrers</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I just saww this nutty commmerciiall for Levitrqqa thtat ssaid t oo seeek a docototr fiiff you haveaaann eerrectioon for loogner thean FOUORU HOUURSS!&amp;nbsp; Ppelpoplle,, iif I haveee a boonener for thtata lonng you canana bett I'm nto&amp;nbsp; gonig to the ecodoctorr, II'm coogingg tootththe WHOORSEEE&amp;nbsp; HOUUSE!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cecil_mortimer:1561</id>
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    <title>thHOLIDdayzze</title>
    <published>2004-10-04T22:16:08Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-04T22:16:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Beech Boys!</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I was hangning outwth my friensd RoN nand roB and we recckroeded asONG!  I gotto Shouthout some REQeuESWTS!  Iwas AlittledrUNkd Likej RIGHTNOW!  RoBb had recoDRDed Some fovCals tryin!Ng to sound LikeE me but ThehehEY WHERE HORIIBLE!  LukkYE  Icould do "EM RIGHTGTT!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cecil_mortimer:1437</id>
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    <title>The CITY ThAAT NeVErR SLEEPS!!!</title>
    <published>2002-07-23T23:59:28Z</published>
    <updated>2002-07-23T23:59:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>The AMPS - "PacEr"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Wlel that's Veggas but I'M taklin' about CHICAGO!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah this WEEKEND I was in CHICAGO and itT waSSs GREATTT!!!  I saWW oneE of mMY FvaROITE bandDs, the BREEDERS.  They haveEEN'T beenN thatT acTIVe FOr likE NINE YAERS butNOW they"RE back IN FULL SWING and ROCKIN' THE USA LikEK NO OTHER COULD!!  HahHDhhaa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YeEAH ButT heyE ROCKED.  TehEY playeEd SOeM AMPS sonsgs and a TKD6K song and TOTHRE HITS.  InFACT an old AMPS song is on The NEW ALBUM!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BuT THeEY ROKCKED!  I'dd SeE 'EM again IN a SECOND.  I jusST wIISh somEONdeE I knewwW whent to See 'eMM TOO!!!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cecil_mortimer:1254</id>
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    <title>HOLY COW!!!</title>
    <published>2002-07-05T19:21:49Z</published>
    <updated>2002-07-05T19:21:49Z</updated>
    <lj:music>REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Whoah BABY I feel GOOD toDAY!  I think SOMEtimes I FORGET how LUCKY I really AM.  Sure, my WIFE is DEAD but it's O K!  She lived a LONG HAPPY LIFE.  MOST men my age are STUCK doing NOTHING except SITTIN AROUND in a NURSING HOME or some fuckin BULLSHIT.  ME, I live a NICE LIFE drinkin BOURBON.  I get to SIT AROUND and WATCH TV whenever I FEEL LIKE IT.  And HOW MANY GUYS my age have GOOD PALS, especially ones in their 20s who STILL KNOW how to have a GOOD TIME???  I get to go to MOVIES and CONCERTS and BARS and STORES.  It's times like THESE that I realize I HAVEN'T MISSED a BEAT!!!</content>
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    <title>I nEEdd somE NEWww FUkckkIN TPAapPEs!!!</title>
    <published>2002-06-21T00:31:53Z</published>
    <updated>2002-06-21T00:31:53Z</updated>
    <lj:music>GoDDMamMENED ARTIEEE SHAWwwAWW's 'TrafFFicKC jamMM"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">hEY teEHERE EverYoneE..  IdecidDeD IneeD sOmEEmoRE MiusIC TAPES!!!  I waNAT to EHREAR ThdIS NeWW msusuCIC thaTT the KDIsS likeNWOADAZE!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aLASO;:: I;m WASTEDdd&amp;gt;.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cecil_mortimer:662</id>
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    <title>nObBoYD lovVES me!11</title>
    <published>2002-04-16T10:11:59Z</published>
    <updated>2002-04-16T10:11:59Z</updated>
    <lj:music>theeE GO-gOs!!</lj:music>
    <content type="html">hey EVerRyoneE thiss is CEcil.  im' WSASTED as usulal and wAZ wwunDereRing Whdye nOONeE LovESsss me.  fUDDCck you guYSs its''' time foRR somE meore BOURBON!!111!@@@</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cecil_mortimer:445</id>
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    <title>HELLO</title>
    <published>2002-01-23T00:59:57Z</published>
    <updated>2002-01-23T00:59:57Z</updated>
    <lj:music>ella fitzgerald</lj:music>
    <content type="html">What the FUCK?!?  God DAMN it I'm DRUNK again.  Ha ha.  Where IS everybody?!?!?  I'm TIRED.</content>
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